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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:23
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
What does K mean in Vietnamese?
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
—
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are the upcoming trends in artificial intelligence and machine learning?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Then came..
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
What do you think hell is like?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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